Tattoed Teeth

A plumber (clearly far too highly paid) has spent 6 hours and £1000 at a Bristol dentist having Prince William and Kate Middleton's faces tattooed on his front teeth. Apparently, the pictures will last for up to three months but will deteriorate with brushing - and they don't even, at least in this picture, look like them.  



If anyone would like any stick men drawn on their teeth, I'd be happy to relieve you of a grand.