Kissing Makes You More Resistant to Tooth Decay

After extensive research, scientists have discovered that kissing helps you resist tooth decay by stimulating saliva production. Of course, if your mouth's in a bit of a state, no-one's going to want to kiss you anyway. Seems to me the answer is to come to the dentist to get yourself sorted out then snog away as much as you can (with the right person) to keep everything healthy.